Blue Tsunami Generic Democrat Acceptance Speech

“As a Democrat, I understand how voters feel. And, now, as an elected official, I have a duty to work for our nation’s healing, for the sake of our unity as a people and the strength of our democracy.

“We all know about the danger of division in our country and the need — the desperate need — for finding the common ground, coming together, and embracing the center. This is neither a time for recrimination, nor for investigating past misdeeds, but for building a future together, for rebuilding America’s image in the world, and for making America truly great again.

“Together, we shall write an American story of hope, not fear. Of unity, not division. Of light, not darkness.

“This will be a story of decency and dignity, love and healing, of greatness and of goodness, as we embrace our Republican colleagues, acknowledging our fellow humanity, and our common desire to move America forward — so help us God — with the aid of our Constitution, the 2nd Amendment, and our great Army.”

USA USA USA!