The same machine that made Britney Spears made Miley Cyrus. When mass media present famous underage girls in a sexual context, it’s commerce; when teenage girls take nude photos of themselves, it’s child pornography. The same mass media that is complicit in this form of human exploitation was also complicit in the housing bubble, the Iraq War, and the tech bubble. Advertising is an odd industry: there are huge profits, but almost no capital; advertising firms don’t (literally) own printing presses, newspapers, television stations, retail outlets, or the like. They do however own lots of catchy phrases and stylized images…
Human Animal or Object
Stupid Internet Advertising Pet Tricks
German engineering wants your babies. So do banks. Pay in Monopoly Money.
One Billion Hindus Can’t Be Wrong
Marketing Politics
Stroke Congress for Debt Relief
Six-Point Microsoft Zune Marketing Strategy
1. When Senators’ children start pirating music, start calling piracy “file sharing”
2. Copy the design of a popular portable audio device for marketing purposes
3. Exploit fears of illicit “file sharing” subculture for advertising purposes
4. Sell “file sharers” portable audio device with copied design
5. Sell “file sharers” music from corporations that prosecute “file sharers”
6. Fuck the bozos









