Brand your self. Market your skills. Act like a statistic and see your self as an object.
Stupid Internet Advertising Pet Tricks
German engineering wants your babies. So do banks. Pay in Monopoly Money.
One Billion Hindus Can’t Be Wrong
According to The Media Monopoly, the best means by which to procure vegetables and leafy greens is to visit your local McDonald’s today.
Marketing Politics
I made my fortune selling Barack Obama t-shirts. Democracy rules!
Stroke Congress for Debt Relief
With the help of Islamic black magic, Congress makes debt vanish for rich scoundrel bankers. Recent college graduates screwed.
Six-Point Microsoft Zune Marketing Strategy
1. When Senators’ children start pirating music, start calling piracy “file sharing”
2. Copy the design of a popular portable audio device for marketing purposes
3. Exploit fears of illicit “file sharing” subculture for advertising purposes
4. Sell “file sharers” portable audio device with copied design
5. Sell “file sharers” music from corporations that prosecute “file sharers”
6. Fuck the bozos
Microsoft Word spell-check doesn’t know “Homosapien”
15 years of research and development, what are you zombies paying for? Word’s best suggestion is “homespun.”
Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp. Advertising Values
Fox News Channel, owned by Rupert Murdoch, promotes conservative political positions like marriage. The advertising on MySpace, which is also owned by Murdoch, advertises adultery, another important conservative value.
Psycho Analysis of Subliminal Messages in Advertising
Rich people are materialistic devil-worshippers who take pride in their ability to flaunt illegal activities such as tax evasion.
Vote for a Gender Change
From Day 1, Hillary Will be Ready to Take Over Bush’s Crotch.
