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1. When Senators’ children start pirating music, start calling piracy “file sharing”

2. Copy the design of a popular portable audio device for marketing purposes

3. Exploit fears of illicit “file sharing” subculture for advertising purposes

4. Sell “file sharers” portable audio device with copied design

5. Sell “file sharers” music from corporations that prosecute “file sharers”

6. Fuck the bozos

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