New Senate Bill Requires Citizens to Consume Tom Cruise Celebrity Gossip

Transit TV is a company that installs televisions on busses and then sells advertising on those televisions.  I guess if you have to ride the bus to get to work, and are forced to watch these advertisements during that ride, you are, in a sense, part of “a captive audience” just as Transit TV claims.

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Author: Bentley

Your personalized weekly diet is as follows: - Monday: Get by on small portions of warm wines that you bought at a discount. - Tuesday: Get by on just sculptured American bagels that are intended for babies. - Wednesday: Allow yourself imitation Chinese dry mustards that you bought at a discount. - Thursday: Allow yourself small portions of sour white rancid Chinese foods that begin with the letter 'P'. - Friday: Get by on just Finnish sour pancakes factory-packed in Europe. - Saturday: Try raw cold reconstituted shrimps sold on the street. - Sunday: Eat cold Finnish Norwegian warm frozen waters that are grown locally.

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